Misc SMS

1.     “Be sweet as honey,

If u ever want to SUCCESS in your life;
“Be sweet as honey,
Be regular as CLOCK,
Be fresh as ROSE,
Be soft as TISSUE, and
Be strong as ROCK”

Text message filed under MISC SMS.

2.     between 2 eyes

The best relation ever is
between 2 eyes
they blink 2gether
moov 2gether
C 2gether
cry 2gether
sleep 2gether
STILL they never c
eachother..

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3.     NEWS ALERT!

NEWS ALERT!
Police 1 insan ko talash ker rahi hai
jo bohut beautiful hai,
tum mut ghabrana Q k
na to tum insan ho na beautiful,
problem ye hai k mein kahan chupon

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4.     Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai,

Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai,
Apun ko REPLY kerno ko majbor kerta hai,
Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai,
Ya auron ki tarhan tum bhi apun ka FAN hai

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5.     Shahrukh khan”

Meri
Or
“Shahrukh khan”
ki 1 hi adat same hai.
Guess, what?
?
?
?
Na me usay SMS karta hon,
na wo mujhey SMS kerta hay

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6.     Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To

SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To
1 Time 100rs Fine
2 Time 200
3 Time 500
Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?”

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7.     Aakir dard hi toh HUMDARD hota hai.

Dard ko na dekho dard se..
Dard ko bhi dard hota hai..
Dard ko bhi zaroorat hai pyar ki..
Aakir dard hi toh HUMDARD hota hai.

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8.     joh sirf Humse karte he

Khuda salamat rakhe unko jo humse Nafrat karte he
Pyar na sahi, Nafrat hi sahi,
Kuch toh hai
joh sirf Humse karte he

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9.     Twinkle Twinkle little star

Twinkle Twinkle little star
Life is friendship aur thoda sa pyar
Enjoy life k din he char
I miss u hamesha so keep smiling yar

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10. “REAL STAR”

Life is 5 star
Mother is top star
Father is king star
Teacher is Ultimate star
Lover is action star
But A friend is the
“REAL STAR”

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11. Men ,and women are limited

Men ,and women are limited
Not by the place of birth,
not by the colour of skin,
not by the circumstances
.BUT BY THE SIZE OF THEIR OWN THINKING

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12. Yaade”

Ek Din Maine DIL se pucha
“Vaade” or
“Yaade”
in me kya Fark
hai ?
Jawab mila “Vaade” Insaan
Todta hai,
or
“Yaaden” Insaan
ko tod deti hain…