Saturday, December 11, 2010
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Tapori SMS
1. Kuta mar gaya rajai mein
Kuta mar gaya rajai mein
Apun margaya teri judai mein
Nadi mein hathi kabhi bahe nahi sakata
Apun tere bina rahe nahi sakta
Apun margaya teri judai mein
Nadi mein hathi kabhi bahe nahi sakata
Apun tere bina rahe nahi sakta
Text message filed under Tapori SMS.
2. Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?
Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,
Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai,
Maardalegi kya?
Dil dena hai to de,
Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?
Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai,
Maardalegi kya?
Dil dena hai to de,
Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?
Text message filed under Tapori SMS.
3. tapka dala
A B C D E F G H I * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * U V W X Y Z.
Dekha !!!
I and U ke beech jo bhi aaya saale ko tapka dala
Dekha !!!
I and U ke beech jo bhi aaya saale ko tapka dala
Text message filed under Tapori SMS.
4. Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai?
MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU : B.A.
MUNNA BHAI : Sala, do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?
MAMU : B.A.
MUNNA BHAI : Sala, do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?
Text message filed under Tapori SMS.
5. Chal ludak le..
Ab itni night ko apun tere ko,
kisi film ki kahani sunane,
k liye msg to karega nahin,
Common sense ki baat hai k,
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
Chal ludak le..
kisi film ki kahani sunane,
k liye msg to karega nahin,
Common sense ki baat hai k,
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
Chal ludak le..
Text message filed under Tapori SMS.
6. To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.
CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.
Text message filed under Tapori SMS.
7. Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai
Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.
Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.
Munna Bhai SMS
1. who apnay chain pechan lega
CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega
Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.
2. Chal ludak le..
Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
Chal ludak le..
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
Chal ludak le..
Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.
3. Oye, maar gayay yaar.
MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha
Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.
4. Aye Mamu
CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.
Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.
5. Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender… Circuit Bhai!
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender… Circuit Bhai!
Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.
6. Miss to karega
Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega
Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.
7. EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.
8. Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai,
MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
Munna Bhai SMS
1. who apnay chain pechan lega
CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega
Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.
2. Chal ludak le..
Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
Chal ludak le..
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
Chal ludak le..
Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.
3. Oye, maar gayay yaar.
MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha
Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.
4. Aye Mamu
CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.
Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.
5. Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender… Circuit Bhai!
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender… Circuit Bhai!
Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.
6. Miss to karega
Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega
Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.
7. EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.
8. Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai,
MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
Munna Bhai SMS
1. who apnay chain pechan lega
CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega
Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.
2. Chal ludak le..
Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
Chal ludak le..
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
Chal ludak le..
Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.
3. Oye, maar gayay yaar.
MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha
Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.
4. Aye Mamu
CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.
Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.
5. Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender… Circuit Bhai!
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender… Circuit Bhai!
Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.
6. Miss to karega
Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega
Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.
7. EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.
8. Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai,
MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
Misc SMS
1. “Be sweet as honey,
If u ever want to SUCCESS in your life;
“Be sweet as honey,
Be regular as CLOCK,
Be fresh as ROSE,
Be soft as TISSUE, and
Be strong as ROCK”
“Be sweet as honey,
Be regular as CLOCK,
Be fresh as ROSE,
Be soft as TISSUE, and
Be strong as ROCK”
Text message filed under MISC SMS.
2. between 2 eyes
The best relation ever is
between 2 eyes
they blink 2gether
moov 2gether
C 2gether
cry 2gether
sleep 2gether
STILL they never c
eachother..
between 2 eyes
they blink 2gether
moov 2gether
C 2gether
cry 2gether
sleep 2gether
STILL they never c
eachother..
Text message filed under MISC SMS.
3. NEWS ALERT!
NEWS ALERT!
Police 1 insan ko talash ker rahi hai
jo bohut beautiful hai,
tum mut ghabrana Q k
na to tum insan ho na beautiful,
problem ye hai k mein kahan chupon
Police 1 insan ko talash ker rahi hai
jo bohut beautiful hai,
tum mut ghabrana Q k
na to tum insan ho na beautiful,
problem ye hai k mein kahan chupon
Text message filed under MISC SMS.
4. Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai,
Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai,
Apun ko REPLY kerno ko majbor kerta hai,
Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai,
Ya auron ki tarhan tum bhi apun ka FAN hai
Apun ko REPLY kerno ko majbor kerta hai,
Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai,
Ya auron ki tarhan tum bhi apun ka FAN hai
Text message filed under MISC SMS.
5. Shahrukh khan”
Meri
Or
“Shahrukh khan”
ki 1 hi adat same hai.
Guess, what?
?
?
?
Na me usay SMS karta hon,
na wo mujhey SMS kerta hay
Or
“Shahrukh khan”
ki 1 hi adat same hai.
Guess, what?
?
?
?
Na me usay SMS karta hon,
na wo mujhey SMS kerta hay
Text message filed under MISC SMS.
6. Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To
SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To
1 Time 100rs Fine
2 Time 200
3 Time 500
Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?”
1 Time 100rs Fine
2 Time 200
3 Time 500
Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?”
Text message filed under MISC SMS.
7. Aakir dard hi toh HUMDARD hota hai.
Dard ko na dekho dard se..
Dard ko bhi dard hota hai..
Dard ko bhi zaroorat hai pyar ki..
Aakir dard hi toh HUMDARD hota hai.
Dard ko bhi dard hota hai..
Dard ko bhi zaroorat hai pyar ki..
Aakir dard hi toh HUMDARD hota hai.
Text message filed under MISC SMS.
8. joh sirf Humse karte he
Khuda salamat rakhe unko jo humse Nafrat karte he
Pyar na sahi, Nafrat hi sahi,
Kuch toh hai
joh sirf Humse karte he
Pyar na sahi, Nafrat hi sahi,
Kuch toh hai
joh sirf Humse karte he
Text message filed under MISC SMS.
9. Twinkle Twinkle little star
Twinkle Twinkle little star
Life is friendship aur thoda sa pyar
Enjoy life k din he char
I miss u hamesha so keep smiling yar
Life is friendship aur thoda sa pyar
Enjoy life k din he char
I miss u hamesha so keep smiling yar
Text message filed under MISC SMS.
10. “REAL STAR”
Life is 5 star
Mother is top star
Father is king star
Teacher is Ultimate star
Lover is action star
But A friend is the
“REAL STAR”
Mother is top star
Father is king star
Teacher is Ultimate star
Lover is action star
But A friend is the
“REAL STAR”
Text message filed under MISC SMS.
11. Men ,and women are limited
Men ,and women are limited
Not by the place of birth,
not by the colour of skin,
not by the circumstances
.BUT BY THE SIZE OF THEIR OWN THINKING
Not by the place of birth,
not by the colour of skin,
not by the circumstances
.BUT BY THE SIZE OF THEIR OWN THINKING
Text message filed under MISC SMS.
12. Yaade”
Ek Din Maine DIL se pucha
“Vaade” or
“Yaade”
in me kya Fark
hai ?
Jawab mila “Vaade” Insaan
Todta hai,
or
“Yaaden” Insaan
ko tod deti hain…
“Vaade” or
“Yaade”
in me kya Fark
hai ?
Jawab mila “Vaade” Insaan
Todta hai,
or
“Yaaden” Insaan
ko tod deti hain…
Flirt SMS for mobile
1 msg received...
1 cool person sent it...
1 fool is reading it...
1 fool gets mad...
1 fool is still reading it...
1 fool will forward this message to another fool!! kj willy
I Love "u" , I Love "u" , I Love "u" , I Love "u", I Love "u",
Hey ! Dont get excited I love other alphabet too...... v,w,x,y,z!!! Nasir Latif
Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME! Shafqat
Tumme aur Pepsi ki Bottle main similarity=sweet,cool,badiya,jaldi milne waal,aur sabse badi similarity "DHAKKAN"roshan
Log kehte hai ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat me banaya hai. Simple si baat hai faltu kaam fursat me hi kiye jate hai. Red King
sms nechay hai
aur nechay
aur nechay
aur nechay
maine kabhi socha nahi tha k aik sms kay liye tum itna gir jao gay kaash +923216968081
I want to kiss ur lips
I want to smell ur breath
I want to touch ur tunk
I want to touch ur teeth
But u dun worry
I m ur friend dentonic!! kaash +923216968081
A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding fehmi
CAN U THINK
" 2+ 5 =11 "
KASY AYA?
SOCHO_SOCHO
NAHI MAULOOM
THORA OR DIMAGH LARAO.
ABHI BHEE NHAI?
OK LET ME TELL U KASE AYA.
?
"GALTEE SE"RIZI
baby u are the bomb surely your father iz da terrorist,your smile destroys mi surely your mom iz da tsunami!!!!!!!! wize-up
khabi khabi main sochta hoon k dunya ki sab se azeem, handsome, cute boy ko jaan se mardoon.. likan jub main tandey dimagh se sochta hoon to pata chlata hai k ye to Khudkushi hogi. 4m Sashi
I want to see tears in your eyes,but but but tears of HAPPINESS.SHABBIR
so sweet is ur smile,so sweet r ur eyes,so sweet is ur voice................see how sweet r my lies saleem.capri
Aaj toh bahut khush hoge tum.
Kyunki, barish jo ho rai hai
Aur barish mein.
Sabhi MENDAK khush hi hote hai M.Tahir Kasuri
My friend the best quality tht i like abt u is tht ur very SENTIMENTAL
10% SENTI
90% MENTAL Osman 0301-4876609
If people say UR CUTE punch them they can't fool u like that.Osman 0301-4876609
Police is looking for someone described as gorgeous, sexy, intelligent, funny &amazing peoson, Ur safe. But where the HELL am I gonna HIDE Osman 0301-4876609
Din ko chain nahi, raat ko aram nahi.Jee na lage kahi, E khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi .....Aajka 44 degree celcius temperature hai. Osman 0301-4876609
some callme funny,some one call me sunny ,someone call me honey what about u dont plz dont call me with any name coz ur already buxbuney!!!! now shut upu!!!!!!!!!!by jiya
pehle hath
mai lo
fir
sedha karo
fir
muh mai lo
aur
thok lagao
fir ander
ghusao
kitna muhskil
haina
SUI MAI DHAGA
DALNA ..HAHAHAH Sameer
Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number mk
Boy: "Pura andar gaya?" Madam: "Haan gaya." Boy: "Dard hua kya?" Madam: "Bahut hua" Boy: "Chalo doosra sandal try kartay hai madam!" Osman 0301-4876609
Student SMS
1. Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To
SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To
1 Time 100rs Fine
2 Time 200
3 Time 500
Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?”
1 Time 100rs Fine
2 Time 200
3 Time 500
Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?”
Text message filed under Student SMS.
2. you call your Mother as MUM.
TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
Text message filed under Student SMS.
3. No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees.
Teacher: Thats Nice, Were you helping him look for his 100 Rupees
Student: No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees
Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees.
Teacher: Thats Nice, Were you helping him look for his 100 Rupees
Student: No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees
Text message filed under Student SMS.
4. Teacher: Passive me badlo!
Teacher: Passive me badlo!
Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo per Jaate hein to Hadso ko Janam Dete hein!
Student: Sunsaan Jagaaooo per huey Haadse he Bacho ko Hanam dete hain..
Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo per Jaate hein to Hadso ko Janam Dete hein!
Student: Sunsaan Jagaaooo per huey Haadse he Bacho ko Hanam dete hain..
Text message filed under Student SMS.
5. Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!
Text message filed under Student SMS.
6. Gal:nai mai nai kalungi
Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nai
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nai mai nai kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nai
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nai mai nai kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
Text message filed under Student SMS.
7. TEACHER: kal school kiyon nahi aye…
TEACHER: kal school kiyon nahi aye tum?
STUDENT: mujhy bird flu hogaya tha
TEACHER: kia?? ye to murgee ki bemari hay:@
STUDENT: ap ney mujhy insan kb chora hay ?
roz hi to murga bana deti ho
STUDENT: mujhy bird flu hogaya tha
TEACHER: kia?? ye to murgee ki bemari hay:@
STUDENT: ap ney mujhy insan kb chora hay ?
roz hi to murga bana deti ho
Text message filed under Funny SMS, Student SMS.
8. you call your Mother as MUM.
TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
Text message filed under Student SMS.
9. shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
Text message filed under Student SMS.
10. Teacher teaching Algebra to Student
Teacher teaching Algebra to Student
A=B=C
it means A=C
Sir asked student to give example for it!
Student: Sir I love you, you love your daughter,it means i love your Daughter..!:p
A=B=C
it means A=C
Sir asked student to give example for it!
Student: Sir I love you, you love your daughter,it means i love your Daughter..!:p
Text message filed under Student SMS.
11. Why are you late
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees.
Teacher: Thats Nice, Were you helping him look for his 100 Rupees
Student: No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees
Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees.
Teacher: Thats Nice, Were you helping him look for his 100 Rupees
Student: No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees
Text message filed under Student SMS.
12. Boy got a 0 in EXAM.
Boy got a 0 in EXAM.
His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ???
Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!
His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ???
Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!
Text message filed under Student SMS.
13. Aaage Mummy ki marzi
Teacher : What is your caste ?
Student : Pehle hum Singh they,
Fir Rajput hue,
Fir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….
Aaage Mummy ki marzi
Student : Pehle hum Singh they,
Fir Rajput hue,
Fir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….
Aaage Mummy ki marzi
Text message filed under Student SMS.
14. Garib hu sir,
School me ek bachcha chaku liye ghum raha tha,
teacher ne pucha chaku liye q ghum rahe ho?
bachcha bola “Garib hu sir, Gun kaha se lau
teacher ne pucha chaku liye q ghum rahe ho?
bachcha bola “Garib hu sir, Gun kaha se lau
Text message filed under Student SMS.
15. shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
Text message filed under Student SMS.
16. wait for the Teachers”
A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
He wrote:-
“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
He wrote:-
“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”
Text message filed under Student SMS.
17. Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti
TEACHERS:
Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay
STUDENT:
Rehne Do Teacher,
Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti
Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay
STUDENT:
Rehne Do Teacher,
Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti
Text message filed under Student SMS.
18. A student grabbed a coin,
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study
Text message filed under Student SMS.
19. Teacher: Passive me badlo!
Teacher: Passive me badlo!
Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo per Jaate hein to Hadso ko Janam Dete hein!
Student: Sunsaan Jagaaooo per huey Haadse he Bacho ko Hanam dete hain..
Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo per Jaate hein to Hadso ko Janam Dete hein!
Student: Sunsaan Jagaaooo per huey Haadse he Bacho ko Hanam dete hain..
Text message filed under Student SMS.
20. Boy got a 0 in EXAM.
Boy got a 0 in EXAM.
His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ???
Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!
His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ???
Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!
Text message filed under Student SMS.
21. A student grabbed a coin,
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study
Text message filed under Student SMS.
22. wait for the Teachers”
A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
He wrote:-
“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
He wrote:-
“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”
Text message filed under Student SMS.
23. ADNAN SAMI
Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai?
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Student:ADNAN SAMI
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Student:ADNAN SAMI
Good English SMS
1. Thank you for your colors,
Thank you leaves, for being here
This fall and crispy day
Thank you leaves, for bringing me
This joy along your way
Thank you for your colors,
So beautiful and bright
The reds and yellows, browns and gold
So gorgeous in my sight!
Thank you for the scents you make
Like teas and sweet molasses,
In Autumn’s kitchen brewing
With every breath I take
Thank you for [...]
This fall and crispy day
Thank you leaves, for bringing me
This joy along your way
Thank you for your colors,
So beautiful and bright
The reds and yellows, browns and gold
So gorgeous in my sight!
Thank you for the scents you make
Like teas and sweet molasses,
In Autumn’s kitchen brewing
With every breath I take
Thank you for [...]
Text message filed under ENGLISH SMS.
2. But till now you are quiet…
My heart says that you like me,
My eyes says that you feel something for me,
My mind says that you think of me,
But till now you are quiet…
My eyes says that you feel something for me,
My mind says that you think of me,
But till now you are quiet…
Text message filed under ENGLISH SMS.
3. Don’t compare love with glass
Don’t compare love with glass
Where crack can’t be repaired
Compare love with the travel
Which doesn’t have any fare.
Where crack can’t be repaired
Compare love with the travel
Which doesn’t have any fare.
Text message filed under ENGLISH SMS.
4. U & ME laughing,
One day you’ll be surprised to see ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
Text message filed under ENGLISH SMS.
5. Love don’t asks “Who are you?”
Love don’t asks “Who are you?”
Love only says “You are mine!”
Love don’t asks “Where are you from?”
Love only says ” You live in my heart!”
Love don’t asks “What do you do?”
Love only says “You make my heart to beat!”
Love don’t asks “Why are you faraway?”
Love only says “You are always with me!”
Love only says “You are mine!”
Love don’t asks “Where are you from?”
Love only says ” You live in my heart!”
Love don’t asks “What do you do?”
Love only says “You make my heart to beat!”
Love don’t asks “Why are you faraway?”
Love only says “You are always with me!”
Text message filed under ENGLISH SMS.
6. Please remind me to remind you
Please remind me to remind you about reminding
Me to send you this reminder that reminds me of
Reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don’t forget.
Me to send you this reminder that reminds me of
Reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don’t forget.
Text message filed under ENGLISH SMS.
7. “Call for backup.”
A police recruit was asked during exam, “What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?” He said, “Call for backup.”
Text message filed under ENGLISH SMS.
8. Well wisher is not the one who meets U,
Well wisher is not the one who meets U,
And talk with you every day,
Well wishers is the one who may or may not meet U,
But always think of U and your happiness.
And talk with you every day,
Well wishers is the one who may or may not meet U,
But always think of U and your happiness.
Text message filed under ENGLISH SMS.
9. And that’s why we make friends,
Life is short but it’s very difficult to spend alone,
We need someone with whom we can share our feelings,
And that’s why we make friends,
I’m thankful to god becoz he has give me a friend like U.
We need someone with whom we can share our feelings,
And that’s why we make friends,
I’m thankful to god becoz he has give me a friend like U.
Text message filed under ENGLISH SMS.
10. U & ME…
One day you’ll be surprised to see ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
Text message filed under ENGLISH SMS.
11. Love is like want
Love is like want
Appears one after the other
One satisfy other replace it
But resources r limited.
Appears one after the other
One satisfy other replace it
But resources r limited.
Text message filed under ENGLISH SMS.
12. How long will you be special to me?
How long will you be special to me?
As long as the stars twinkle in the sky,
As long as angels are there up high,
Till the ocean run dry and till the day i die.
As long as the stars twinkle in the sky,
As long as angels are there up high,
Till the ocean run dry and till the day i die.
Text message filed under ENGLISH SMS.
13. The circumstances are.
A tru frend are those who are there for you unconditionally.
Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what
The circumstances are.
Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what
The circumstances are.
Text message filed under ENGLISH SMS.
14. We are all the human race
We are all the human race
and humans make mistakes
and the reason being
God made us not perfect
the world would find peace if we all understood
That Plan
the reason for forgivness is for us
to let go
and become us again
and live outside ourselves
it is how we gradually appreciate living again
to let go The Wrongs just to
remember
The Rights
is accomplished
just
by
forgiving
and humans make mistakes
and the reason being
God made us not perfect
the world would find peace if we all understood
That Plan
the reason for forgivness is for us
to let go
and become us again
and live outside ourselves
it is how we gradually appreciate living again
to let go The Wrongs just to
remember
The Rights
is accomplished
just
by
forgiving
Text message filed under ENGLISH SMS.
15. Created me for you to love.
I do believe that god above
Created me for you to love.
He picked you out among the rest
Because he knows I’d love you the best
Created me for you to love.
He picked you out among the rest
Because he knows I’d love you the best
Text message filed under ENGLISH SMS.
16. My visits to you, in a thought
Though time and miles stretch between us
With contentment, I’ve found what i sought
As i smile and sigh in Remembering
My visits to you, in a thought
With contentment, I’ve found what i sought
As i smile and sigh in Remembering
My visits to you, in a thought
Text message filed under ENGLISH SMS.
17. Best friends are the people worth living for.
True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally.
Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what
The circumstances are.
Best friends are the people worth living for.
Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what
The circumstances are.
Best friends are the people worth living for.
Text message filed under ENGLISH SMS.
18. Never have I fallen
Your lips speak soft sweetness
Your touch a cool caress
I am lost in your magic
My heart beats within your chest
I think of you each morning
And dream of you each night
I think of your arms being around me
And cannot express my delight
Never have I fallen
But I am quickly on my way
You hold a heart in your hands
That [...]
Your touch a cool caress
I am lost in your magic
My heart beats within your chest
I think of you each morning
And dream of you each night
I think of your arms being around me
And cannot express my delight
Never have I fallen
But I am quickly on my way
You hold a heart in your hands
That [...]
Text message filed under ENGLISH SMS.
19. Be close to some one
Be close to some one who makes you happy
But be closer to someone who can’t be happy without you
But be closer to someone who can’t be happy without you
Text message filed under ENGLISH SMS.
20. I wish you only knew
Good Things Never Last
Where did inspiration go?
Was it lost in transaction?
Is it hiding behind painful smiles
or mediocre fashion?
I don’t know when my eyes got dull
or when I got confused,
but my thoughts keep taking me right back
to the absense of my muse.
I’m looking for the answers
‘twixt cliches and nicotine,
Wishing for the impossible
and dwelling on my dreams
I [...]
Where did inspiration go?
Was it lost in transaction?
Is it hiding behind painful smiles
or mediocre fashion?
I don’t know when my eyes got dull
or when I got confused,
but my thoughts keep taking me right back
to the absense of my muse.
I’m looking for the answers
‘twixt cliches and nicotine,
Wishing for the impossible
and dwelling on my dreams
I [...]
Text message filed under ENGLISH SMS.
21. Alone? I am beside.
Alone? I am beside.
Afraid? I will comfort u.
Hurt? U may cry on my shoulder.
Need a hug? My arms r urs. Asking why!!
Coz u r special & will be forever…!
Afraid? I will comfort u.
Hurt? U may cry on my shoulder.
Need a hug? My arms r urs. Asking why!!
Coz u r special & will be forever…!
Text message filed under ENGLISH SMS.
22. Black rose for an enemy.
Black rose for an enemy.
White rose for peace.
Red rose for love.
Pink rose for a close friend.
Yellow rose for a new friend.
Now which one I can deserve for You
White rose for peace.
Red rose for love.
Pink rose for a close friend.
Yellow rose for a new friend.
Now which one I can deserve for You
Text message filed under ENGLISH SMS.
23. This is a moon which learns from you
This is a moon which learns from you,
That is a sun which respects you,
There are stars which shine for you,
And here… It’s me who live for you.
That is a sun which respects you,
There are stars which shine for you,
And here… It’s me who live for you.
Text message filed under ENGLISH SMS.
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