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Tapori SMS

1.     Kuta mar gaya rajai mein

Kuta mar gaya rajai mein
Apun margaya teri judai mein
Nadi mein hathi kabhi bahe nahi sakata
Apun tere bina rahe nahi sakta

Text message filed under Tapori SMS.

2.     Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,
Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai,
Maardalegi kya?
Dil dena hai to de,
Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

Text message filed under Tapori SMS.

3.     tapka dala

A B C D E F G H I * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * U V W X Y Z.
Dekha !!!
I and U ke beech jo bhi aaya saale ko tapka dala

Text message filed under Tapori SMS.

4.     Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai?

MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU : B.A.
MUNNA BHAI : Sala, do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?

Text message filed under Tapori SMS.

5.     Chal ludak le..

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko,
kisi film ki kahani sunane,
k liye msg to karega nahin,
Common sense ki baat hai k,
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
Chal ludak le..

Text message filed under Tapori SMS.

6.     To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

Text message filed under Tapori SMS.

7.     Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai

Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.

Munna Bhai SMS

1.     who apnay chain pechan lega

CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega

Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.

2.     Chal ludak le..

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
Chal ludak le..

Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.

3.     Oye, maar gayay yaar.

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha

Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.

4.     Aye Mamu

CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.

Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.

5.     Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender… Circuit Bhai!

Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.

6.     Miss to karega

Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega

Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.

7.     EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.

8.     Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai,

MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

Munna Bhai SMS

1.     who apnay chain pechan lega

CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega

Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.

2.     Chal ludak le..

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
Chal ludak le..

Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.

3.     Oye, maar gayay yaar.

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha

Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.

4.     Aye Mamu

CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.

Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.

5.     Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender… Circuit Bhai!

Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.

6.     Miss to karega

Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega

Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.

7.     EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.

8.     Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai,

MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

Munna Bhai SMS

1.     who apnay chain pechan lega

CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega

Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.

2.     Chal ludak le..

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
Chal ludak le..

Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.

3.     Oye, maar gayay yaar.

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha

Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.

4.     Aye Mamu

CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.

Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.

5.     Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender… Circuit Bhai!

Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.

6.     Miss to karega

Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega

Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.

7.     EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

Text message filed under MUNNA bhai sms.

8.     Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai,

MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

Misc SMS

1.     “Be sweet as honey,

If u ever want to SUCCESS in your life;
“Be sweet as honey,
Be regular as CLOCK,
Be fresh as ROSE,
Be soft as TISSUE, and
Be strong as ROCK”

Text message filed under MISC SMS.

2.     between 2 eyes

The best relation ever is
between 2 eyes
they blink 2gether
moov 2gether
C 2gether
cry 2gether
sleep 2gether
STILL they never c
eachother..

Text message filed under MISC SMS.

3.     NEWS ALERT!

NEWS ALERT!
Police 1 insan ko talash ker rahi hai
jo bohut beautiful hai,
tum mut ghabrana Q k
na to tum insan ho na beautiful,
problem ye hai k mein kahan chupon

Text message filed under MISC SMS.

4.     Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai,

Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai,
Apun ko REPLY kerno ko majbor kerta hai,
Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai,
Ya auron ki tarhan tum bhi apun ka FAN hai

Text message filed under MISC SMS.

5.     Shahrukh khan”

Meri
Or
“Shahrukh khan”
ki 1 hi adat same hai.
Guess, what?
?
?
?
Na me usay SMS karta hon,
na wo mujhey SMS kerta hay

Text message filed under MISC SMS.

6.     Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To

SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To
1 Time 100rs Fine
2 Time 200
3 Time 500
Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?”

Text message filed under MISC SMS.

7.     Aakir dard hi toh HUMDARD hota hai.

Dard ko na dekho dard se..
Dard ko bhi dard hota hai..
Dard ko bhi zaroorat hai pyar ki..
Aakir dard hi toh HUMDARD hota hai.

Text message filed under MISC SMS.

8.     joh sirf Humse karte he

Khuda salamat rakhe unko jo humse Nafrat karte he
Pyar na sahi, Nafrat hi sahi,
Kuch toh hai
joh sirf Humse karte he

Text message filed under MISC SMS.

9.     Twinkle Twinkle little star

Twinkle Twinkle little star
Life is friendship aur thoda sa pyar
Enjoy life k din he char
I miss u hamesha so keep smiling yar

Text message filed under MISC SMS.

10. “REAL STAR”

Life is 5 star
Mother is top star
Father is king star
Teacher is Ultimate star
Lover is action star
But A friend is the
“REAL STAR”

Text message filed under MISC SMS.

11. Men ,and women are limited

Men ,and women are limited
Not by the place of birth,
not by the colour of skin,
not by the circumstances
.BUT BY THE SIZE OF THEIR OWN THINKING

Text message filed under MISC SMS.

12. Yaade”

Ek Din Maine DIL se pucha
“Vaade” or
“Yaade”
in me kya Fark
hai ?
Jawab mila “Vaade” Insaan
Todta hai,
or
“Yaaden” Insaan
ko tod deti hain…